Still Alive

I survived, in case it matters. I know all my millions of devoted fans have already heard, but the procedure apparently went well (they drugged me, so who knows what the ridiculously high paid doctor and team of assistants did... it took seven of them to do what one doctor did ten years ago... modern medicine, the biggest rip-off in our lives). I was going to go to a buffet afterward as I did not eat for almost two days, but I ate spaghetti instead. Stayed home. Rested. Following sensible advice.

Are you even out there anymore?

Narf. :)