Food Poisoning

I eat at buffets often. I eat at low-priced buffets often. I am a poor foodie who loves variety. I usually have no painful effects from buffets, though I do experience diarrhea from time to time. Regularly, in fact. This time, however was hard core food poisoning. Except for a dozen trips to the bathroom every time I drink a little water, it was an extreme challenge to get out of bed. At least three times it was ugly (see details for details). That's all that happened today.

It was not a good day.

Narf.